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If you ever watched Revenge of The Nerds you know that even though they rarely get any action nerds are actually quite skilled sexually…of course it’s kind of a paradox for them since being nerds they get to have sex almost as often each year as I get to have Christmas Dinner.

See one of their big problems is when a hot chick approaches them to score with a nerd they get all flustered and don’t know what to do.  The solution for these chicks is quite simple…be like this FuckHerRight.com slut and find the nerds that are into Astronomy and then ask them to check out a full moon.

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Well I heard from someone who was at ComicCon (convention of comic and cartoon and fantasy fans) and it appears that PinkandPerfect.com is in trouble from a lot of old school cartoon fans…When I first heard this I couldn’t see how there can be any parallel between the hot babes at PinkandPerfect and the more innocent world of cartoons and comics.

Then it was explained to me that last month a certain octogenarian porcine pal of these cartoon fans named Porky Pig was surfing porn and getting his piggy thrills as everyone does now and then (turns out this Porky had quite a severe stutter).  Well evidently old Porky tried saying the words pink and perfect together…it sent him into a rage that he could not say the words together and he had a heart attack and died!

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I was in the chiropractor’s office the other day and I was reading some health magazine while waiting to be seen and it was detailing how the more varied and flexing your fucking positions are…the more improved your body’s flexibility and spinal health.

So when I go in for the appointment I ask my chiropractor if it’s true cos I’ve seen some extremely into it couples in positions that look more dangerous than beneficial and he tells me that yeah it is and he and his wife do some pretty contorted things while having sex and she has no pain any day of her life…this got me thinking about all the porn I see and I bet that those FuckHerRight.com chicks are in perfect spinal health from all the intense fucking that they get.

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Whoa…I knew that sextoy manufacturing has come a long way in the last few years but this vibe is outta this world in it’s funky design…little clit stimulator guaranteed to get the squirters squirting and ridges all around to make sure that no part of this hot slut’s pussy is left untouched and unpleasured…

The site might be what we call PinkandPerfect.com but I betcha that this vibe is what the chicks call pink and perfect.

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I remember this one time that I had an orgasm while dreaming. It went like this. I was in a department store, and I was just walking around, but for some weird reason nobody was around and there were roller coaster rides there, and so I was riding the ..more.

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I told my readers earlier this summer that I was voted by my senior class "Most Likely to Become a Nun" and that frustrated me, though I was shy and skinny and didn’t have much of a social life outside of school because we lived kinda ..more.

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My girlfriends and I would tuck gauzy scarves in the waistbands of our panties, push the crotch of the panty aside so our smooth, bare pussies were visible, and sit in a circle with our legs akimbo so everyone could see everyone else’s bare pussies ..more.

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I started masturbating before I can remember, and I have always used the same technique. I lie on my stomach and rub up and down, first outside my underwear and then on my bare skin. I find it to be incredibly relaxing, like the ultimate ..more.

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The African night is never still. In the darkness, there is always movement and, death stalks the unwary. It is a time of heightened sensation when every nerve is alive. Something in our primitive past awakens us to the new environment, and the arousal ..more.

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The other day my step-cousin came over to visit me. I’ve always thought she was very pretty. She’s 5’0", blonde, size c titties, and one beautiful big butt. If you haven’t figured it out by my other stories I like women with big asses. Not too ..more.

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When my cousin Michael and I were younger, we learned how to wank from a classmate. We have been neighbors all our lives, so when we were kids, we used to hang around all the time. We found porn in his fathers (my uncle) room, and started to watch. At ..more.

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I was over at my cousin Brendans house and we were playing video games. My cousin was 15 and cut. I was 13 and uncut. Well he asked if I had ever seen a naked girl. I shook my head and he asked if I had seen a naked guy. I told him "of ..more.

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At risk of wrecking a PinkandPerfect.com post by sounding like that whiny R.E.M. song ‘everybody hurts’ (my god what a piece of oh poor me bs that song was) …it still is a fact that bad shit happens to all of us now and again…some people more again than others and we all end up getting the blues…

This slut shows us all what her perfect cure for the blues is.  She gets a hold of her big thick blue dildo and then rams her blues away in a succession of orgasms where she controls her blues instead of them controlling her….an orgasm a day (or hour) keeps the blues away.

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Women…they seem somehow to usually do better than men at theoretical math…maybe it’s cos they can always see and sense the angles and trajectories just a bit better.

FuckHerRight.com chicks may not all be the brainiest bunch when it comes to math (other than watching their figures) but even they know how to work the angles and trajectories for better orgasmic delight

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I have to share this story with all of you. I am a 22 year old female, who has been masturbating for as long as i can remember. As a child, I would masturbate when my mom took me to the grocery store and put me in the shopping cart. I would hump and ..more.

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It was 4:30 pm on a warm spring afternoon, I was on my way home from work. I drive the back roads to avoid traffic and lights for a more peaceful relaxing drive to air out the busy work day before I retreat home to my family for the evening.

I was ..more.

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I’d been dating Becca for a couple months now, and it was still in the petting touching clothes on stage. One evening while sitting in my parents living room floor and watching a movie, she was snuggling against me so I worked my hands up the inside of ..more.

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My wife and I have been together for 30 years now. Its been wonderful! We’ve raised three children and have grandchildren now. There’s not a whole lot we haven’t tried. But for some reason we havent found much need for solo masturbation.

The other night ..more.

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My parents were going out of town overnight and even though they knew I would be fine, they still had to worry about my younger brother (he was 8 at the time). So they hired Maggie, the usual sitter, to stay overnight.

Maggie was 17 at the time and very ..more.

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When I was a junior in high school I sat behind a girl named Nikki that I had dated. We were actually each others first real sexual contact even though we never actually had sex. We flirted with each other but nothing more. The desks in our math class ..more.

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